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House of Hazards
House of Hazards

House of Hazards: Chaotic Housework Challenge

House of Hazards is a chaotic and challenging skill game packed with hilarious physics and hidden dangers. On the surface, your goal sounds simple: complete everyday housework like drinking coffee, brushing your teeth, watering the garden, and grabbing the mail. In reality, every room of the house is full of traps, gadgets, and mischievous surprises that can knock you out at any moment. You will compete with other players to finish your missions first while doing everything you can to trigger hazards that send your friends flying. It is the perfect party game for anyone who wants frantic action, slapstick chaos, and a lot of laughing and yelling.

How House of Hazards Works

In House of Hazards, up to four players race around a booby‑trapped home to complete a list of tasks. Typical missions include drinking morning coffee in the kitchen, brushing your teeth in the bathroom, picking up a watering can to water the carrots in the garden, and grabbing the mail from the mailbox before returning it safely to the basket. After each round, a scoreboard shows everyone’s completion rate, then a lucky wheel chooses who will be punished next. A second wheel decides the punishment—such as wearing heavy armor, redoing the last task, inverting your controls, or increasing the danger frequency—making every round unpredictable and fun.

Multiple Silly Missions

Rush through the house to drink coffee, brush teeth, water the garden, and grab the mail while traps and other players constantly get in your way.

Random Punishment System

After each round, spinning lucky wheels decide which player gets punished and how—Safe Zone, Redo Last Task, Heavy Weight, Friendly Friend, Nonstop Dab, or Inverted Control.

Hazards Everywhere

Ceiling lights fall, cupboards swing open, faucets spray water, bread shoots from the toaster, robot vacuums ram into you, teddy bears attack in the yard, swings knock you over, pitching machines fire baseballs, skateboards slide under your feet, and pipes drop from the garage ceiling.

Multiplayer and Time Trial Modes

Play Multiplayer Mode to compete against up to three friends and trap them with hazards, or Time Trial Mode to speedrun all the housework alone and see how fast you can finish.

Unlockable Characters

Choose from eight quirky characters like Marissa, Jerry, Samantha, Robo Rob, Buster, Rocking Grandma, Super Sam, and Dom. New characters unlock automatically as you break records in Multiplayer Mode.

Cross-Platform HTML Game

Created by New Eich Games, House of Hazards is playable in your browser on both PC and mobile devices, making it easy to jump into the chaos anywhere.

How to Play House of Hazards

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Player 1 Controls

Use A and D to move left or right, W to jump, and S to fire or crouch when interacting with hazards or objects.

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Player 2 Controls

Use J and L to move left or right, Y to jump, and K to fire or crouch. Up to four players can join a match, with two using the keyboard and others using gamepads.

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Create and Avoid Hazards

Press the appropriate action keys near interactive objects—like lights, cupboards, swings, or pitching machines—to turn them into traps for other players, while timing your own movement to dodge incoming dangers.

House of Hazards is ideal for players who love fast, chaotic party games that mix simple controls with unpredictable outcomes. The combination of routine tasks, hidden traps, punishment wheels, and multiplayer competition turns every round into a new story of near‑misses and hilarious failures. It is easy to learn, but mastering the timing of hazards and movement takes practice, making it great for both casual sessions and repeated play with friends.

Gather your friends, pick your favorite character, and jump into House of Hazards to see who can finish their housework first—and who gets smashed by the next flying toaster or falling ceiling light.